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They don’t realize I’m not a corvette. Also, my Riviera is as long as a goddamn suburban.
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90s Carmakers: Well, the 80s are over. Time to move away from gargantuan platforms and make everything smaller and more efficient.
90s GM: YOU CAN PRY MY GIANT PLATFORMS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
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US Government: That can be arranged...
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THAT’S THE LONG WHEELBASE ONE TOO. Oh my god.
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That new garage we’re building can barely hold our ‘72 Cadillac. The thing is fucking 18 feet long and the whole garage is 24 feet and is going to have a 3-ish foot workbench on the back wall.
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Yeah....